What?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sear's hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping" (Gee, that's the only
time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside." (The shoplifter special)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that
would be how ...?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But its
"just" a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):"Do not turn upside
down."(Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(As night follows day. . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:"Do not iron clothes on body." (But
wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce
the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those
5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I
gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news
flash.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat
nuts." ( Step 3: Fly Delta.)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame parents for this one.)