NEW COURSES FOR WOME

NEW COURSES FOR WOMEN.
Many women think that they already know everything, but wait, new
Training
courses are now available in 2006  for women on the following

Subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier : Where No Women Has Gone Before


2. The Undiscovered Side Of Banking : Making Deposits


3. Parties : Going Without New Outfits


4. Man Management : Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After TheGame.


5. Bathroom Etiquette I : Men Need Space In The Bathroom Cabinet Too


6. Bathroom Etiquette II : His Razor Is His.


7. Communication Skills I : Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.


8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking.


9. Communication Skills III : Getting what you Want Without Nagging.


10. 10. Driving a car Safely : A Skill You CAN Acquire.


11. 11. Telephone Skills : How To Hang Up.


12. Introduction To Parking.


13. Advanced Parking : Backing into a Space.


14. Water Retention : Fact or Fat.


15. Cooking I : Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.


16. Cooking II : Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption.


17. Cooking III : How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.


18. Compliments : Accepting Them Gracefully


19. Dancing : Why Men Don't Like To.


20. Classic Clothing : Wearing Outfits You Already Have.


21. Household Dust : A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women


22. Notice ntegrating Your Laundry : Washing It All Together.


23. Oil and Petrol: your Car Needs Both.


24. TV Remotes : For Men Only.


25. Getting Ready to go out : Start the day before


26. Dear Ladies please do't mind, there is one more Course...


27. Accept : Accept the Humor.