Why dogs dont marry ?

Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue
?Santa:
A: Very long!
Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon

Banta:
A: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?Santa:
A: Birla cement
Banta:
A: Kyun?Santa:
A: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai

Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the
Banta:
A: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost


1 bottle,aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai
Santa:
A: Hai
Frog: Nahin hai
Santa:
A: Hai
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well
Santa:
A: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi
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Santa:a was caught for speeding and went before the judge
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000
Santa:
A: I think I'll take the money

Santa:
A: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta:
A: Me too, after u leave

A lady asked Santa:
A: LIPTON di chah hai?Santa:a replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja



Q: How do you recognize Santa:a's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board

Santa:a & Banta:a got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons
1day a pigeon reaches Banta:a without message
Angry Banta:a calls Santa:a!Santa:
A: Oye, this was a missed call
Banta:
A: Name the 3 fastest means of communication
Santa:
A: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Santa:
A: I'm a proud father
My son is in m! edical college
Banta:
A: What's he studying?"Santa:
A: He's not studying, they are studying him!
Q: Why was Santa:a writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam

What's Ford?Santa:
A: Gaadi
What's Oxford?Santa:
A: So simple, Bail Gaadi
Banta:a sent sms to Santa:
A: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha
Santa:a got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan

Santa:
A: My dad was an extremely brave man
He once entered a lion's cage
Banta:
A: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out
Santa:
A: I didn't say he got out

Santa:a found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first -the chicken or the egg?O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Santa:a (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"Banta:
A: "Why don't you use a mouth wash ?"