Impact Of Job Change...

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went
up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said:
"Look mate, don't ever do that again.

You scared the daylights out of me!".
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap

would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.

Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van
carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years.