Get Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allowme to take a leave.I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" Then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her that Iwas pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss Would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are youdoing ?" I told him I was a light bulb.He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker(the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her"...And where do you thinkyou're going?"(You're gonna love this..... ) She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!