Peg After Peg...I never take risk while drinking.
When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking.
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen .
I stealthily enter the house.
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard.
Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame.
But still no one is aware of it.Becoz I never take a risk..
I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink .
Quickly enjoy one peg.Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack.
Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard
.Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile..
I peep into the kitchen.Wife is cutting potatoes .
No one is aware of what I did.Becoz I never take a risk.
I: Any news on chopra's daughter's marriage.
Wife: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky.
Still they are looking.out for her..I again come out;
there is a small noise of the black cupboard .
But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle.
I take out the glass from the old rack above sink.
Quickly enjoy one peg..Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink.
Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard .
But still no one is aware of what I did.
Becoz I never take a risk..I:
But still I think chopra's daughter's age is not that much.
Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse.
I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh... ..
I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard.
But the cupboard's place has automatically changed.
I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink.
Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly .I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's
photo & keepit in the black cupboard..
Wife is keeping the sink on the stove.
But still no one is aware of what I did.Becoz I never take a risk ..
I: (getting angry) you call Mr. chopra a horse? If you say that again,
I.will cut your tongue...!.Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly.....
I take out the bottle from the potatoes.Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg.
Wash the sink and keep it over the rack.Wife is giving a smile..
Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking.But still no one is aware of what I did.
Becoz I never take a risk ..I: (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse!!.
Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face.....I again go to the kitchen,
and quietly sit on the rack.Stove is also on the rack.
There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside ..
I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink.
But none of the horses are aware of what I did.Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk..
chopra is still cooking.
And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing .Becoz I never take what???..

Indias little prince rescued successfully.Indian Army along with various other agencies were working out a plan to rescue the child. All the media attention was on to the operation being carried out in remote Indian village in Haryana. There have been widespread response from the entire world for the child. Prayers were being held through India. While cctv has been planted in the tunnel showing Prince was waiting anxiously for the help. He has been provided food and glucose."Success".Prince is now rescued successfully.

DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!
Not only our technical knowledge helps, but also the presence of mind and the right answer at right time.Even if u don't know the answer for a question just confuse the questioner
Question and the Answer given by Candidates oh sorry they are IAS Officers now.
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSCTopper)
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted forIPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple?A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented?A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )
Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.
Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. "What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted in! to reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked,
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!

You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this.This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at UPSC ( IAS ) Examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian Cow.

INDIAN COW
He is the cow.The cow is a successful animal.Also he is 4 footed, and because he is female, he gives milks. He is same like God , sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement.
What can it do? Various ghee,butter, cream, curd,why and the condensed milk and so forth. And he is also useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, and also his gober is much useful to farmers, plants and trees and is used to make flat cakes, in hand and drying sun.
Cow is the only animal that extricates after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in hte meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child.This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapond to be parralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forewards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.
The palms of his feet are soft onto the touch.So the grasses head is not crushed.At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the cow...........


Send this to your english teacher and within 7 days .......
Your english teacher would be running behind you like a mad cow.

Supernatural powers exist !

There was this case in the hospital's Intensive care ward wherepatients

always died on the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11a.m.,

regardlessoftheir medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and

some even thought that it had something todowith the supernatural.

No one could solve the mystery as to why thedeathstook place at 11 AM.

So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down

tothe ward to investigate the cause of the incidents.So on the next Sunday

morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctorsandnurses nervously waited

outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses,prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil........

Just when the clock struck 11...

Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward andunpluggedthe

life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner...

Maths Question.